becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter


I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

pizza cones
i need to stop reblogging pizza but this like come one everyone has to reblog this its orgasmic
Innovation at its finest!
